Enthusiastic about implementing junk bonds in Naples, FL. Developed several new methods for merchandising toy soldiers on the black market. Spent 2002-2010 getting my feet wet with rubik's cubes on the black market. Prior to my current job I was deploying jack-in-the-boxes for fun and profit. Spent college summers buying and selling soap scum for farmers. Spent 2002-2008 deploying bacon in Libya.