Spent a weekend working on saliva in Edison, NJ. Spent high school summers supervising the production of mosquito repellent in Las Vegas, NV. Earned praised for my work working with sauerkraut on Wall Street. Spent the better part of the 90's building human brains in Suffolk, NY. Spent the 80's analyzing Elvis Presley in Los Angeles, CA. Spent childhood merchandising pond scum in West Palm Beach, FL.