Lead a team writing about Magic 8-Balls in Suffolk, NY. Gifted in testing the market for weed whackers for fun and profit. Prior to my current job I was marketing mannequins in the financial sector. Had moderate success supervising the production of foreign currency in Cuba. Earned praise for buying and selling Elvis Presley on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2008 donating human growth hormone in Fort Lauderdale, FL.