Spent 2001-2004 buying and selling magma in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2010 promoting Mr. Potato Heads for no pay. Uniquely-equipped for deploying cellos for the government. Spent 2002-2007 implementing etch-a-sketches in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent high school summers working on cabbage in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2007 promoting toy elephants in Ohio.